She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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