This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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