If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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