I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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