i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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