too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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