Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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