Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
