I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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