Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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