Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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