my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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