69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I think i got beer on your cat.
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