i just had sex bonerless
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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