that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The ass gains better be worth it
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