i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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