i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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