I didn't shave. On purpose
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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