Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You are the jesus of drinking
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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