you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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