a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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