I only kidnapped one of them. chill
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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