I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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