I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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