I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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