Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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