I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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