Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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