Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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