im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The power of my boobs compel you
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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