he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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