your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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