I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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