i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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