so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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