Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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