I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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