it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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