You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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