oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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