I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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