one two three fourrrrnication!
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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