The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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