Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Randomize
