there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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