There is no way he is gay with that hair.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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