ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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