yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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