I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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