Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Randomize
