I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
