I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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