ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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