She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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