I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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