My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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