Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
