So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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