i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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