I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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