But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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