He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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